So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Farmville is her only friend.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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