From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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