Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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