SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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