I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
