Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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