Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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