Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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