there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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