love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Randomize
