Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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