I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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