I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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