her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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