More tranny stories later!
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
