oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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