If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
The Olympian is in my bed
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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