too bad you live with your parents still
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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