This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
handjob tips. give me some.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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