Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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