She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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