And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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