I just pynch a tree in the face
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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