If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize