is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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