Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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