no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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