last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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