So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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