So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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