what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
He told me they were just razor bumps!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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