Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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