office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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