she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
My liver just broke up with me...
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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