I think scott just propositioned me for sex
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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