I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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