I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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