Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
The power of my boobs compel you
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