Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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