they need to just BURY HIM!
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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