Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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