Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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