Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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