i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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