I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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