Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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