I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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