Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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