I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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