I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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