What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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