Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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