No awkward lesbian experiences without me
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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