Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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