is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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