my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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